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Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

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Best Thing Since Sliced Bread

Since the Bread Loaf was divided into uniform pieces, life changed forever. Lunches were made in record time. People doubled in size. In 1948, Sliced Bread was banned briefly during WWII. Households nearly went mad without it, showing just how much of an impact this innovation had on the American way of life. It doesn't stop there. In modern time, Sliced Bread nearly broke the internet. Feline companions have fallen victim to wearing bread as a headpiece at the amusement of their humans. Perhaps this is the second wave of the household going mad over bread?

Long story short, Sliced Bread has left an unforgettable impact on humanity forever. You must really hold yourself in high esteem if you think you have what it takes to be The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread, this Halloween season.

And you know what? You're right!

Best Thing Since Sliced Bread