Hauntlook's
Hot Dog with Mustard
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$29.99
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Regular price
$29.99
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Costume Care Instructions
Costumes are 100% Polyester, decorations excluded. Hand wash and hang dry, or tumble dry on your lowest setting.
To release wrinkles, try a spray-on wrinkle releaser, or iron on the lowest setting.
WE SERVE SCARY GOOD LOOKS.
Product Description
Hot Dog with Mustard
Is it okay to eat a hot dog that was cooked by a guy in a hot dog costume? (Yes) Is it a form of cannibalism? (Yes) Is this costume made of meat? (No) Do normal people wear this costume (No) Can you help me with my homework? (Sure, whatcha got?) I need to write an essay on the themes of To Kill a Mockingbird. (Easy. DM me.) Is this costume flammable? (Yes. It's polyester, baby. Don't stand too close to the grill.) Is it comfortable? (Look, it's a hot dog costume. Whaddya want?)
